It's better than lubing chinchillas.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 19:40, archived)

Yuck
You always lower the tone
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)

I bought a chinchilla once.
Eventually I took the useless cunt back to the pet shop. My chin was as hot as ever.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Sep 2023, 21:31, archived)