I've got a day off tomorrow
Yay! I'll be sleeping until 11

I'm so tired but I made double what I usually make this week! Teaching English does not exactly rake in the cash but it's a living and I like it.

Do you like your job?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 19:12, archived)

It's better than lubing chinchillas.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 19:40, archived)

Yuck
You always lower the tone
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)

I bought a chinchilla once.
Eventually I took the useless cunt back to the pet shop. My chin was as hot as ever.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Sep 2023, 21:31, archived)

Joel Matip scored a fucking own goal in the 96th minute
After The Mighty Liverpool defended with 9 men for almost an entire half.

Feel sorry for the FUCKING BELLEND
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 19:40, archived)

Off topic but ok
*feels sorry*
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 19:57, archived)

COME ON FOOTBALL!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 20:09, archived)

YID ARMY

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 21:45, archived)

They're called the Israeli Defence Force actually, Mr Corbyn.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Sep 2023, 22:00, archived)

That cunt is a Gooner

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 22:22, archived)

I like my job because it's a piece of piss and the money's decent
but not so much I wouldn't bin it immediately if I could afford to
(piss and shit, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 20:11, archived)

It's not bad
I live within walking distance, so there's no travel costs unless I fancy getting a cab, cleaning is hardly taxing and I work my floor alone, so I get to work in peace.
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 20:24, archived)

I fucked my right wrist and lower spine working as a cleaner. RSI and Static Stress Injury.
It's an easy job if you're allowed to go at your own pace, but can be super hard labour if you're given too much to do in too short a time.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 21:05, archived)

If I'm having a really bad day, I'm pushed to the limit
Fortunately, those days are few and far between. I usually have enough time to do my job and skive in the bogs for half an hour
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 21:59, archived)

I'm taking what they giving 'cause I'm working for a livin'.

( $$ ✅, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 21:19, archived)

Dunno

( mongychops, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 21:27, archived)

go to work, be a jerk

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 21:43, archived)

Be a loyal plastic robot to a world that doesn't care (that's riiiiiiiight)

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 21:48, archived)

Clocks go slow in a place of work. Minutes drag and the hours jerk.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 21:50, archived)

Who said "find a job you love doing and you'll never work another day on your life"?
That's me. I have the best job.
I've got 14 days off from tomorrow :)
(Planearm, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 21:50, archived)

find a job you love doing and you'll never work another day on your life
because they're not hiring
(piss and shit, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 22:21, archived)

find a thing you love doing and try to convince people it's a viable job

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 23:48, archived)

CUNT
*banhammer*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 30 Sep 2023, 22:01, archived)

No. Particularly as I had to do a Saturday morning clinic today and I'm running the Covid vaccine clinic next Saturday.
Also we've spent far too much on salaried doctors and advanced nurse practitioners trying to meet the massive increase in demand and now we can't afford to pay next month's rent
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 22:21, archived)