ok, you're definitely trying to make me jealous

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 17:42, archived)

Don't worry.
One day I will invite you to visit.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 18:06, archived)

don't worry

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 20:04, archived)

*worries*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 21:55, archived)

I will invite you to visit you will wake up in a shipping container en route to Italy
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 8:05, archived)