none = not one; just about qualifies as singular

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:40, archived)

Maybe yours will catch non

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:44, archived)

Why is the absence of a thing singular, aren't all of them missing? Well?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:50, archived)

"a thing"? All of it, if you're being consistent.
Don't make me go brb on your ass.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:57, archived)

I think I figured out what you're saying here, and I've given it some thought, and it turns out I'm right about everything

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:56, archived)