Fuck all that shit, I've got a conference to be at tomorrow and I can smell the pickled radishes from here already
What have you got to do tomorrow that smells of arse?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:30, archived)

Sorry we posted at the same time
I'll delete
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:32, archived)

I got a really handsome Polish student
And forgot my words.
Now I will lose him as a student because he probably thinks I'm incompetent.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:34, archived)

don't worry, they are a famously slow-witted nation

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:37, archived)

He wasn't slow-witted
And none of my polish students are slow-witted
That's just nasty
Speaks 3 languages
2 fluently
1 a bit rusty but competent C1 level
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:00, archived)

shovel-handed cabbage-boiling simpletons

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:02, archived)

/links, you mean

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:02, archived)

lantern-jawed dumpling ruiners

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:10, archived)

I've got three Polish colleagues, and one of them is a definite 'would'.
So I guess that's two-thirds of them that should be gassed.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:18, archived)

Even if you zrobiłbym she probably nie

( broadsword, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:29, archived)

maybe he's Bou's student!
squee!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:35, archived)

so one of them's a keeper? alright brian clough

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:37, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 22:12, archived)

PS none of my Polish students *is* slow-witted
I do hope you aren't an English teacher

oh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:15, archived)

none = not one; just about qualifies as singular

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:40, archived)

Maybe yours will catch non

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:44, archived)

Why is the absence of a thing singular, aren't all of them missing? Well?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:50, archived)

"a thing"? All of it, if you're being consistent.
Don't make me go brb on your ass.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:57, archived)

I think I figured out what you're saying here, and I've given it some thought, and it turns out I'm right about everything

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:56, archived)

So there :)
People also ask
Is none a singular or plural pronoun?
"None" can be a singular pronoun if it's referring to "not one" or "no part," but it also can be plural when referring to "not any." None of the apple was eaten. Apple is a singular item, so you'd use the singular verb "was." None of the ballplayers were on the team bus after the game.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 6:03, archived)

🤡🚨

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:55, archived)

Alright Brian Clough

(Martin Anus, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:48, archived)

?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:57, archived)

^

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:11, archived)

He called the Polish keeper a clown
m.youtube.com/watch?v=oHz2-DLPQvA&pp=ygUdYnJpYW0gY2xvdWdoIGdvYWxrZWVwZXIgY2xvd24%3D
(Martin Anus, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:11, archived)

Did he? It's all fucking kicking off in the 20th century

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:31, archived)

Tap temperatures

( mongychops, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:35, archived)

home now :(
not working til Saturday, so a radish-heavy day 2moz, might shart on a sheepdog
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:36, archived)

might go carvery, get mashup

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:40, archived)

Waiting for my blood work to come back
To see if I've got a blood clot in my leg
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:45, archived)

Oh no !!!!

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:01, archived)

I imagine they decided you were low likelihood / Wells Score or they would have gone straight for an ultrasound
More likely a ruptured baker's cyst, superficial thrombophlebitis or a sprain
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:14, archived)

Are you the resident doctor?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:17, archived)

doctor bum fingerer
(piss and shit, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:57, archived)

Sorry I'm not taking on any more patients at the moment.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:34, archived)

One on each finger already

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:44, archived)

Hitler

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 5:37, archived)

I'd say superficial thrombophlebitis myself
I've had it before, but it was above the knee
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:26, archived)

It's pronounced 'bludklart', honky.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Oct 2023, 22:51, archived)

Hitler.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:53, archived)

your arse

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:31, archived)

Cor!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:50, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 22:19, archived)

Possibly spending 10 hours in a limp-in centre.
I think I blew my knee out last Thursday. I've been hobbling about like I've shit myself since then.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:38, archived)

Are you sure you haven't just shit yourself?

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:52, archived)

Hang on, just checking while you wait....

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:13, archived)

I might have sat in some pickled radish.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:14, archived)

So you don't know whether or not you blew your knee out, think back, surely you remember, why are you pretending to be incontinent tho it makes NO SENSE
sorry for your trouble
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:00, archived)

I've definitely done something bad to my knee.
Not sure if it's blown out, up, off, or what. I'm not a knee blowing expert. I just know it made a loud crunching sound, then hurt, then stopped, then hurt more, then stopped a bit, then hurt 5 times more. I hope the last two steps don't repeat again.

I'm walking like I've shit myself because I can't move my legs very far apart or put much pressure on the bad knee.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:13, archived)

and you're walking like you've shit yourself to protest the fact that you can't move your legs very far apart or put much pressure on the bad knee, got it
or it's an interpretive dance?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:35, archived)

Yeah no.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:51, archived)

pickled raaaaadish

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:59, archived)

A speed session

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:40, archived)

That takes me back

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:49, archived)

Fancy a billyjapping session?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:55, archived)

Trotters bar, 15 mins

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:30, archived)

I have a task that doesn't smell nearly as much like arse as it used to, the housepaint I've bought recently has very little smell
autocorrect doesn't like arse
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:02, archived)