how long was the salami in there for?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:37, archived)

8"

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:39, archived)

DICK BUTKUS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:40, archived)

For Outstanding Services To Butkus
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 15:13, archived)

Any more than 30 seconds and you're gay

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:40, archived)

are those two statements related?

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:43, archived)

29 seconds is heterosexual, 30 seconds is homosexual, salami insertion is a complex subject
also: time sensitive
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 15:15, archived)

Since lunch, so a couple of hours.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:58, archived)