Fucking hell! It's Saturday.
Did you all have a lucky Friday 13th?
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 6:47, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 7:33, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 10:08, archived)

It's my lucky day

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 7:47, archived)

I am planning on having a mucky one

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 10:12, archived)

My nephew just announced his engagement
So today is a very good day
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 11:41, archived)

Cool
Make sure you catch the bouquet at the wedding
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 11:42, archived)

Fuck that
Dodged that bullet more than once
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 12:11, archived)

morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 8:30, archived)

Fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 10:08, archived)

Not bad
Flight was ok. Hotel nice and it’s warm and sunny here in Sicily
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 8:48, archived)

Morning comrade
Passed without incident
Treated us to kebabs so expecting toilet time soon
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 9:07, archived)

WANKSMELL

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 10:50, archived)

GUNTWAN'K

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 11:01, archived)

Thinking of doing a souffle tonight
You ever made one?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 11:19, archived)

do hav +five finger o h
made had
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 12:20, archived)

Already done mate
The Aldi staff were not impressed considering it is Bum Out Saturday too
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 13:00, archived)

Friday the 13th has and always will be billyjapper day

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 14 Oct 2023, 13:25, archived)