You're going to get struck off.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 7:54, archived)

takes a lot more than that usually,
I've encountered plenty of *spectacularly* incompetent GPs in my time who are still practicing.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 8:00, archived)

This is no place for sensible comments based on professional knowledge.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 8:01, archived)

I know I am good at what I do tbh

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 8:07, archived)

You keep asserting this, as if matters what *you* think of your own competence.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 8:10, archived)

you are. it's just that everyone else would rather you stop doing it.

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:31, archived)

Nah there are not enough GPs around
Verbal warning at the most I've been told unofficially
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 8:01, archived)

What did you do?
And why did you do it?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:03, archived)

He killed a patient and raped its corpse.
It was only a baby though, so it doesn't really count.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:05, archived)

Too much

(Spacejam, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:13, archived)

OK, I'll make a note of that in my give-a-fuck file.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:18, archived)

lols

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:23, archived)

Clickin’ dis

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 10:29, archived)

Well that's just not on is it.

I'm not convinced, I think this is a tissue of whoppers.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:14, archived)

I just wanted to know how many pictures of his penis he sent to his patient and whether or not he made it wear a funny hat.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:22, archived)

define funny in this context

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:54, archived)

^ Joe Penisci

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:03, archived)

I dunno, like a Dick Turpin hat or something?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:56, archived)

Yeah go on then, that's a bit funny

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:29, archived)

He asked a patient how big his wanger is
Then got him to jump up and down to test the lob rate.
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 10:05, archived)

He dressed up as Harold Shipman and chased a bunch of OAPs around the surgery with a hypodermic

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 10:28, archived)

*Benny Hill theme scored for cathedral organ.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 11:01, archived)

lol organ

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 11:06, archived)

Edit: In a minor key.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:56, archived)