You will be glad to know The Daz Man has finished cleaning up, and also had a pre match bowel movement
Life is sweet
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 13:57, archived)

Danny Baker or Shane Richie?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:04, archived)

I prefer the talent that is Guy Richie

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:19, archived)

i've not cleaned up but i have had a sticky shit

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:13, archived)

I hope you wiped well
And washed your hands
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:19, archived)

i wiped my bum with someone else's bum

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:28, archived)

Good lad

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:49, archived)

That was mine m8

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:22, archived)

It's all that NUTELLA
Stuff comes out looking the same as it went in
(Bou-, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:51, archived)

it's so delicious tho!
less so coming out
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 15:26, archived)

no it isn't
it's far too sweet
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 15:53, archived)

busy day so far here
exercise, cleaning, made a ox cheek and brisket stew which will be ready to eat at 7
might go pub or watch a film whilst the fucker cooks
might not, jfc why all the questions
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:28, archived)

I have also been at stool, but the experience was somewhat disappointing
keyword: loose
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:30, archived)

Mine was the other extreme
Took yonks
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:54, archived)

Prithee, whilst.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:45, archived)

Hey nonny nonny

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:55, archived)

I'm done cleaning and I'm exhausted
This place is not big but it was filthy.
Sis. It is sparkling now though. I even washed the dog.
Anyway...
Have had some nice food and some chocolate and now I will watch some Amazon Prime
(Bou-, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:43, archived)

which parts of that were euphemisms and which were innuendos?

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:46, archived)

None and none
You may take all of that literally
(Bou-, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:50, archived)

hitler

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:51, archived)

Goebbels

(Bou-, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:52, archived)

Lol in u end

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:56, archived)

Anything good on?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 14:57, archived)

I like science fiction apocalyptic stuff so I am scouring the site for it
I seem to have watched everything good
Any suggestions are welcome
(Bou-, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 15:16, archived)

warm bodies is good
zombie version of romeo and juliet
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 15:40, archived)

Ah thank you!
I'll go and find that
(Bou-, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 15:41, archived)

if you fancy a bit of Austen
pride and prejudice and zombies is another good mashup
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 15:52, archived)

Thank you!

(Bou-, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:12, archived)

I'm 'washing the dog' as I type this

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:25, archived)

fyi
you were marginally less shit as president putin
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 15:00, archived)

you were marginally less shit before you joined

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 15:08, archived)

zing

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:37, archived)

I was going to give it my all
but I gave it my some and just did the dishes and put a wash on
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 15:45, archived)

Tomorrow is another day.

(Bou-, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:12, archived)