sorry the roof terrace is closed due to an outbreak of foot and mouth
and Bum's disease
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 2 May 2024, 20:06, archived)

The beach is just around the corner
There are 2 pools downstairs, not to mention a games room, 2 more bars and a vr suite. I think I'm going to be ok.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 May 2024, 20:25, archived)

There was a group of 20 pissed-up scousers on my 6am flight to Dubrovnik the other day.
19 women and one token flamboyant gay bloke who seemed to be in charge of allocating the two shiny silver foil peaked caps they were sharing. They place they were heading to sounds like what you describe.

It's my idea of absolute hell populated by the worst cunts in the universe, but each to their own, eh.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 May 2024, 20:35, archived)

bit harsh m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 2 May 2024, 20:36, archived)

I was paying 100 quid a night to camp in the rain. Everything is shit.

( mongychops, Thu 2 May 2024, 20:38, archived)

Probably from Kirkby
They give the rest of us a bad name
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 May 2024, 21:31, archived)

i hope so
as long as a ww2 sea mine doesn't wash up on the beach
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 2 May 2024, 20:35, archived)