I'm in the hotel flamboyant, it's not. I could be bothered fishing anymore. Holidays eh? Fucking shit eh ? (
mongychops, Thu 2 May 2024, 17:19,
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Not as shit as being on a packed overground train where there seems to be a duel going on between BO and guffsI promise you
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 May 2024, 17:35,
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I honestly might be Team Guffs herethese slavs have an epic BO game, eyewatering
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 May 2024, 17:36,
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What are you talking about, you're the captain of Team Guffs.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 May 2024, 17:49,
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Bolocks, the highest he's ever achieved is a yellow wind warning(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 May 2024, 17:51,
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Pretty sure it was more of a murky browny-green colour.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 May 2024, 18:01,
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Can understand about the fishing, difficult to see the point when you know you're never doing to do better than some binmanwww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c97zn8g6296o
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that's nothing. there are catfish in india that'll eat you whole(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 2 May 2024, 18:38,
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everything's shit mateit's all downhill from here, as my dad used to say.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 2 May 2024, 18:13,
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But then, he did live at the summit of Mount Everest.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 May 2024, 18:25,
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he was really looking forward to drone deliveries shame they never took off.(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 2 May 2024, 18:28,
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i'm just going out for some cigarettesi may be some time
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 2 May 2024, 18:30,
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I'm looking forward to mine I haven't had one for over 10 years
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 May 2024, 18:31,
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I very much doubt it The hotel is one I've stayed at before and it has a jacuzzi and bar on the roof. Kids are not allowed on the roof. I can sit in a jacuzzi all day in the sunshine getting merrily hammered, especially as it's all inclusive
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 May 2024, 19:58,
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sorry the roof terrace is closed due to an outbreak of foot and mouthand Bum's disease
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 2 May 2024, 20:06,
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The beach is just around the corner There are 2 pools downstairs, not to mention a games room, 2 more bars and a vr suite. I think I'm going to be ok.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 May 2024, 20:25,
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There was a group of 20 pissed-up scousers on my 6am flight to Dubrovnik the other day.19 women and one token flamboyant gay bloke who seemed to be in charge of allocating the two shiny silver foil peaked caps they were sharing. They place they were heading to sounds like what you describe.
It's my idea of absolute hell populated by the worst cunts in the universe, but each to their own, eh.
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I was paying 100 quid a night to camp in the rain. Everything is shit.(
mongychops, Thu 2 May 2024, 20:38,
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Probably from Kirkby They give the rest of us a bad name
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 May 2024, 21:31,
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i hope soas long as a ww2 sea mine doesn't wash up on the beach
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 2 May 2024, 20:35,
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i looked that up, looks like lakes everywhereany obvious reason it's a bit shit?
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 2 May 2024, 19:06,
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I'm sure there's a single German word for the sickening disappointment of a long awaited holiday that turns out to be fucking awfulSuggestions?
Vakazasheiseninderstukkenißlot
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are we allowed to mention the war?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 2 May 2024, 19:34,
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