There's a cider called Thatcher's Heritage,
which I think should feature a picture of a depressed unemployed miner on the pump clip.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 4 May 2024, 11:58, archived)

For full irony, it should be milk.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 4 May 2024, 15:49, archived)

and coal dust

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:56, archived)