Is that one of those things middle-aged men do to show they're having a bit of a crisis?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 19:54, archived)

oh no. nothing like that. just a regular garden boozer.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:07, archived)

Have you built it to 'escape' from your wife?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 20:09, archived)

i've built it on top of my wife

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:15, archived)

Lol wife

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:24, archived)

Lol.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 21:09, archived)

Def!
Flogged the bike,I need something to keep my pecker up
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:23, archived)

I'm flogging the bike as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 May 2024, 22:04, archived)