Evening
What we up with?
I'm decorating the garden pub in a minute.
Got mirrors, pump clips, all sorts of juicer shit
Fancy a pint?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:53, archived)

Is that one of those things middle-aged men do to show they're having a bit of a crisis?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 19:54, archived)

oh no. nothing like that. just a regular garden boozer.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:07, archived)

Have you built it to 'escape' from your wife?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 20:09, archived)

i've built it on top of my wife

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:15, archived)

Lol wife

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:24, archived)

Lol.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 21:09, archived)

Def!
Flogged the bike,I need something to keep my pecker up
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:23, archived)

I'm flogging the bike as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 May 2024, 22:04, archived)

I'd love a pint
Ta
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:09, archived)

Girls drink halves
Anyone knows that
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:25, archived)

Fuck that
Pints means less time stood at the bar
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 8 May 2024, 21:38, archived)

probably cheaper to just, you know, go to a pub
might make some friends too, rather than being a sad lonely wanker
(piss and shit, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:16, archived)

It is fun
And I like it
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:25, archived)

^lonely wanker

(piss and shit, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:36, archived)

Once I would have agreed with you, but with a pint costing what it does these days, building and running your own pub might be the cheaper option.
Depends how nearby your nearest non-shit Spoons is, I suppose.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 21:10, archived)

One of the major fatalities of covid was the amount of end of garden bars that have died. Nobody wants to come to your house, use your toilet, upset your family. So you drink alone in a fancy shed.

( mongychops, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:37, archived)

Mine's a pint of lapsang, cheers.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 May 2024, 20:54, archived)

PERFUMED PANCE!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 May 2024, 21:10, archived)

OIL MORDOR DE PERRA YE'S

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 May 2024, 22:30, archived)

Waaaaay ahead of you

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 8 May 2024, 21:37, archived)