Morning troops
Happy Online Romance Day!
Feel free to gaz me with tender messages xxxx
Alt, it is also Dance Like a Chicken Day, so be lolwaki and annoy the fuck out of work colleagues
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 14 May 2024, 7:10, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 14 May 2024, 7:13, archived)

No thanks.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 14 May 2024, 8:24, archived)

I said a tender message
Not a cockgaz
Bloody nonce
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 14 May 2024, 8:54, archived)

The bike lock I keep at work wasn't unlocking
but I finally rembered to bring in some WD40 and it's working a treat now. Click, like and subscribe for more great anecdotes and life hacks.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 May 2024, 9:11, archived)

I think I've overloaded the motor on my 36v hammer drill
the spindle turns but it doesn't get up to speed, have you got any tips or tricks to get it up and running?
(piss and shit, Tue 14 May 2024, 10:04, archived)

I'd suggest....
communityrepairnetwork.org.uk/
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 May 2024, 10:27, archived)

ooh ta!

(piss and shit, Tue 14 May 2024, 10:29, archived)

Have you tried CIIJASIIE?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 May 2024, 10:34, archived)

obviously

(piss and shit, Tue 14 May 2024, 10:46, archived)

Sorry, but it's always best to tick off the obvious remedies first, I find.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 May 2024, 12:13, archived)

especially if you've been bitten by a tick

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 May 2024, 13:22, archived)

Rust probably

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 14 May 2024, 11:02, archived)

www.jiosaavn.com/lyrics/bungle-grind-lyrics/QhsHYEdCQl0
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 14 May 2024, 9:50, archived)

That's pretty grim tbh

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 14 May 2024, 11:04, archived)

I rescheduled all my lessons today
And I'm going to take the day off.
Also taking 2 weeks in July
I am fucking exhausted.
I am an introvert and talking to people all day wears we out.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 14 May 2024, 11:01, archived)