Psychotic saltwater pool Australian maybe?
Edit: Cranley possibly.

I also vaguely remember feeling victimised by Dr & Quinch, but I think he was victimising everyone so I'm not special.

Also, wasn't there one that wrote pornographic Transformers fanfiction?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 18 May 2024, 21:59, archived)

I fucking hated that simpering 'Ooh Cuntroversial' tosser

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 18 May 2024, 23:21, archived)

Oh my God!
You're not gonna believe this, but that's me! I think you've accidentally said it to the exact person that it is!

!!!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 19 May 2024, 8:33, archived)

'accidentally'

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 19 May 2024, 8:34, archived)

Oh man!
You really 'got me' there! Ha ha 'zing! Ha ha! Oh boy!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 19 May 2024, 8:44, archived)

I can't understand why you'd want a salt-water pool anyway.
It's just a regular pool except it stings your eyes and you have to shower after using it to get the salt off you? What a brilliant idea!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 May 2024, 8:31, archived)

It was an odd episode. Can accidental saltwater ingestion send you loopy? Maybe that's what happened.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 19 May 2024, 8:40, archived)