Alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 11:11, archived)

This is a horrible post

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 20 May 2024, 11:27, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 11:42, archived)

I was going to post that but I don't want to stoop to your level

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 20 May 2024, 11:57, archived)

I am the height of a garden gnome with a hardon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 12:34, archived)

A toadstool?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 20 May 2024, 17:20, archived)

Well I'm still not rich
But I suppose I'm ok
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 20 May 2024, 11:44, archived)

No, I accidentally clicked the b3ta bookmark and now I am typing this.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 20 May 2024, 11:49, archived)

Alright Dave "I only come here by accident because I'm not a saddo like you guys" Trouser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 May 2024, 11:55, archived)

He's a BALL HAWK

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 13:10, archived)

DICK BUTKUS, you mean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 May 2024, 14:00, archived)

Nobody is Dick Butkus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 14:48, archived)

i was once but i changed my name

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:23, archived)

Alright

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 May 2024, 11:53, archived)

yeah not bad
40 more mins and I can go home
(piss and shit, Mon 20 May 2024, 12:19, archived)

Fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 12:34, archived)

fair

(piss and shit, Mon 20 May 2024, 12:52, archived)

I've decided to dress to the left today
If that's ok
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 20 May 2024, 13:12, archived)

Alright Jeremy

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 13:52, archived)

You'll end up unconsciously giving it a shove to the right during an important conversation, get it over with now and stop playing foolish games

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 May 2024, 13:58, archived)

So you're suggesting tackling the tackle?
Splendid wheeze
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 20 May 2024, 14:26, archived)

Butkus was renowned as a fierce tackler

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 14:50, archived)

What kind of evil-doer
pours half a cup of tea then *fills* the kettle with water and then fucks off?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 20 May 2024, 14:00, archived)

Literally Satan, that's who.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 May 2024, 16:17, archived)

You can say Hitler

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 16:18, archived)