We've got a hedgehog in the garden, hiding under a bush.
Not great for the dog, who just goes mental at it, but a nice nature story.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 May 2024, 23:37, archived)

Ask him about doing your guts in

( mongychops, Fri 24 May 2024, 23:53, archived)

Sounds hellish

( broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 0:05, archived)

you can eat it, but it tastes like pricks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 0:10, archived)

Not seen a hedgehog in mine for a long time.
I occasionally hear them screaming in the distance, as they're murdered by badgers.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 25 May 2024, 15:39, archived)