Just had three excellent lunchtime pints, still mildly buzzed from last night's polydrug revels.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 May 2024, 16:32, archived)

Good lad

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 17:13, archived)

Name the drugs so that I can sigh in jelly

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:51, archived)

You know when I gave up smoking
I used to follow smokers around and sniff up their second hand smoke
Sad case
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:55, archived)

same for me when i gave up crack

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:09, archived)

Credit where it's due, this is probably my favourite /chat post in the last week.
It's a fucking low bar though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 May 2024, 23:11, archived)