I'm not buying any trainers.
I am however seriously considering buying some live chickens. They're cheaper than I thought and I like an omelette.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 28 May 2024, 13:56, archived)

their shit stinks to high heaven

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 14:47, archived)

Indians, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 14:47, archived)

technically correct

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:57, archived)

Apparently it's very good fertiliser.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:39, archived)

Chicken faeces I mean.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:40, archived)

We had a Rhode Island red for about a week
My dad found it in an entry and brought it home. Mum was not pleased and it got shipped off to a nearby farm. Never saw Lenny Henry again.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:45, archived)

'in an entry'? like, up his jacksie?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:49, archived)

No
As in the passage behind a row of houses
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:01, archived)

ah, like a ginnel or snicket

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:20, archived)

Yes

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:51, archived)

Why did you call it Lenny Henry?

Just thought, maybe you actually meant Lenny Henry.

Did you call your chicken Lenny Henry and if so why?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:42, archived)

because when her dad was deciding whether he could bring it home or not,
he thought his wife would be OOOOOOOOOOKAAAAYYYYYYY about it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:52, archived)

ha!

(piss and shit, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:18, archived)

Yes, we called it Lenny Henry
My mum named it, her reasoning is unknown and bizarre
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:52, archived)

Lenny HENry?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:55, archived)

^HENigma machine^
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:02, archived)

^Tim CHICKENman

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:04, archived)

The famous HENnis player.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:05, archived)

the Grange Hill theme is actually called Chicken Man and was originally the theme to Give Us a Clue
also its composer Alan Hawkshaw's daughter was a member of Spiral Tribe, and a fucking prick. The End.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:08, archived)

Probably
But it was a hen, not a rooster
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 19:54, archived)

It clearly had a preference for fat birds?

(piss and shit, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:18, archived)

they are a ballache to own
just so you know
(piss and shit, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:00, archived)

Slaves, you mean

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:02, archived)

We're trying to be as self sufficient as possible in case it somehow helps. Didn't realise they can live for about 15 years though.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:38, archived)

eventually they'll stop laying eggs, I assume
when they go through the 'henopause' AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:53, archived)

You're almost as funny as German comedian
HENning HEN.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:04, archived)