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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 12:50,
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I think that I'm going to get all three of thesewww.si.com/fannation/sneakers/news/the-puma-easy-rider-sneaker-takes-to-the-streets-this-spring
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 13:23,
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Previously, he […] authored "Kobe Bryant's Sneaker History (1996-2020)"(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I couldn't really give a toss about any sneakers released after 1991...or Kobe Bryant. Kobe beef, however
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:20,
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Alright Jake the Peg3rd Bass? No, third leg
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:39,
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I'm not buying any trainers. I am however seriously considering buying some live chickens. They're cheaper than I thought and I like an omelette.
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We had a Rhode Island red for about a week My dad found it in an entry and brought it home. Mum was not pleased and it got shipped off to a nearby farm. Never saw Lenny Henry again.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:45,
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'in an entry'? like, up his jacksie?(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:49,
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No As in the passage behind a row of houses
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:01,
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Yes (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:51,
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Why did you call it Lenny Henry?
Just thought, maybe you actually meant Lenny Henry.
Did you call your chicken Lenny Henry and if so why?
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because when her dad was deciding whether he could bring it home or not, he thought his wife would be OOOOOOOOOOKAAAAYYYYYYY about it
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:52,
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Yes, we called it Lenny Henry My mum named it, her reasoning is unknown and bizarre
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:52,
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the Grange Hill theme is actually called Chicken Man and was originally the theme to Give Us a Cluealso its composer Alan Hawkshaw's daughter was a member of Spiral Tribe, and a fucking prick. The End.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 17:08,
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Probably But it was a hen, not a rooster
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 19:54,
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We're trying to be as self sufficient as possible in case it somehow helps. Didn't realise they can live for about 15 years though.
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eventually they'll stop laying eggs, I assumewhen they go through the 'henopause' AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:53,
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In other exciting news, I've now realised that brb has finally put me on ignore. No idea what the final straw was.
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are you a 'person of color' or female, by any chance?brb is notoriously a bigoted, hateful racist and misogynist
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 14:46,
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i didn't know popular forum poster brb could play the misogyphone(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:50,
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he's a virtuosoand by 'virtuoso', I of course mean 'cunt'
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:51,
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Well according to him I'm a dog whistling anti-semite so we should get on really well. I just feel so sad to have alienated him, poor chap.
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with all jew respect I would say he may have a point(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:58,
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no i'm not sorry ok, also you are a spazz ok, ok(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Afternoon Hayfever is seriously starting to piss me off
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 14:22,
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I'd have thought rainy weather would help, no?(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 14:44,
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Not much, unfortunately (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:26,
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corks. have you tried my range of organic nasal corks?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:44,
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That would be a bad idea (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:01,
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oh yeah? i sank my life savings into this startup you fuck(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:04,
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i've finished work for the day and i'm back at home with a beerare you at home with a beer? if so please reply with diagrams
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:01,
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If I get a chance I will ask ChatGPT for a diagram of this, I have to go out now though(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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This illustration depicts a person sitting at home with a beer bottle on a table.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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it's a masterpiece!i'm printing it and hanging it on my wall
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 20:17,
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I'm off today, just had a lovely glass of chilled Chablisgoing Whitechapel for a curry l8r
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:13,
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guaranteedIn considerably worse news, I will be working 4 days a week starting 3rd June. 3 was perfect for me, damn it
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:22,
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noI'll live longer if I do, though
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:34,
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might look into moving somewhere nicer given the increased incomeEast Ham is a fucking shithole but we have a serious bargain with the house we rent, we're paying a minimum of ยฃ5-600 a month under market value
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:48,
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funny you should say thatI just downloaded a car
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:09,
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I'm at home right now But I'm leaving for work in just over half an hour
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:27,
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You are a Sunshine Variety Coach driver AICMFP(
Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:38,
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