morning
I've just had a traumatically big shit in Portugal
Didn't bring a wonky-eyed kid to lose though so I feel like I won't get the full experience
(piss and shit, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:56, archived)

I think you're supposed to abduct one

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 10:05, archived)

Topical.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 10:50, archived)

Nah, it's not that far south.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Jun 2024, 12:21, archived)