morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 6:35, archived)

Too early for this kind of language
Hi
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 1 Jun 2024, 7:07, archived)

SIR I AM NOT A MONEY THIEF

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:00, archived)

^ money thief

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 14:04, archived)

Góðan dag
Garden planter poppies: 0
Crack in the concrete poppies: 15

It's like Day of the Triffids here
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 7:37, archived)

Crack yes please xx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:22, archived)

With opium for afters!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:43, archived)

no I couldn't possibly, oh go on then

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 14:04, archived)

Garden planter poppies
Turtle power!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:26, archived)

Poppies like adversity seemingly, try disturbing the soil in the planter next year, they may show up
🥷🏻 you could buy a live grenade on the dark web and use that, maybe get some sandbags as well to contain the blast and the white hot shrapnel, after all it's a totally irresponsible thing to do and ideally you should probably aim to minimize loss of life and limb. Sorry to go on about that bit but it's important.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 16:21, archived)

Morning comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:21, archived)

marmite

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:25, archived)

vegemite
Just because it's less syrupy
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:37, archived)

never tried it i'm a marmite fanboy

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:37, archived)

Marmite motorway?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:57, archived)

marmite missile

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:05, archived)

Vegemites sound like a race of Biblical perverts who went around sticking carrots up people's bottoms.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:46, archived)

From the twin cities of Vegem and Gomorrah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 14:07, archived)

sup

( broadsword, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:29, archived)

morning
I've just had a traumatically big shit in Portugal
Didn't bring a wonky-eyed kid to lose though so I feel like I won't get the full experience
(piss and shit, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:56, archived)

I think you're supposed to abduct one

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 10:05, archived)

Topical.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 10:50, archived)

Nah, it's not that far south.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Jun 2024, 12:21, archived)