Well that was nice
We went to see St Vincent at the Royal Albert Hall last night. One of the coolest bands I think I’ve seen, incredible performance. Not so sure about the material but great show.

Today I used the carpet cleaner to do the car seats, office chair and window blinds then had sangrias in the garden.

How was your weekend?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:31, archived)

i'm in bed with the shivers
the shed is coming along nicely tho
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:33, archived)

i'd like to pause for moment to remember this to you all:
Your problem here, m8, is that no matter how many accounts you have
I can reply to each of them, calling you a smelly Indian or whatever until you block me. Rinse and repeat. You'll run out of accounts before I run out of insults, I promise you
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:41, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

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I know what you're thinking. "Did he call me a smelly Indian six times or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being I am the most racist man on B3ta/talk, the most racist forum in the world and would offend your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, smelly Indian?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:50, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:39, archived)

yes you ARE all old enough to be suffering with dementia

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:41, archived)

or from it. or whatever. oh fuck off.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:41, archived)

-f

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 2 Jun 2024, 22:04, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 23:49, archived)

I wonder if that's what got me the brb 2.0?

Maybe he didn't get the reference.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 23:14, archived)

I'm on 2.0 too. it's a very exclusive club, maybe

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 17:44, archived)

Loving the sunshine.
I'm basically off my tits on vitamin D.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Jun 2024, 21:33, archived)

I've painted the shed, sprayed the inside with rot and insect protector, dug a trench for the electrical cables and dug up a load of ugly concrete the elderly bloke who lived here before had put down all over the lawn.
Have slowly been removing all of the previously installed accessibility features. The prick spent a fortune on wet rooms, ramps and rails but didn't bother with any basic fucking maintenance which is why I'm spending all my time repainting and replacing rotten wood.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 21:35, archived)

Why would you spray a shed with both rot and something that protects insects?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Jun 2024, 22:16, archived)

I may not have read the tin correctly. It made me feel pretty ill so hopefully it will have a similar effect on the woodworms

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 22:30, archived)

sick dude

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 8:09, archived)

teeheehee

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 4:30, archived)

That sounds awesome garold.
I had a good weekend too. I feel rested. Didn't do much.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 7:54, archived)

Rested is good

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:11, archived)