I've just eaten 100g of chocolate š« and I feel sickTell me not to do that ever again.
G'on
I bought a new pair of running shoes so on Monday I'm going to start walking and then running. Thanks to Smashmonkey ( who broke my heart ) my boobs won't be knocking me out anymore.
Have you ever been knocked out? Who did it and why?
Alt: I'm also playing chess with people online. Can you play?
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i've been knocked out plentymostly did it myself due to motorbikes, but i've had a few leatherings as well
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:22,
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wankers, mostlyput a mate up for a couple of days, he started doing heroin then pulled a knife on me, juat when i thought it was all calmed down then he headbutts me and whilst i'm sparko stamps all over my leg. i come to, eject him from the house and then collapse. leg is proper fucked. might have a recovery photo somewhere. but yeah, wankers mostly.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:35,
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he might be deadhe only went back on the heroin to ease the comedowns off crack
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:51,
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That's why I never took anything except dope and shroomsAnd shrooms was only one time.
It's a hellish life. Now I'm hooked on prescription drugs so drugs got me in the end anyway
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 17:03,
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Oh my goshThat looks horrible!!!!!!!!
We're there any broken bones etc?
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This post may contain erotic or adult imagery *disappointed *
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 17:22,
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Ooh, my big old bruisy one, oozy one,Come and take a look at my hae-ma-toma!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jun 2024, 19:44,
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Well doing crack without some H for the comedown is frankly irresponsible. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jun 2024, 19:43,
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100g is nothing.I've been ko'd several times. Falling on my head while climbing in a door frame upside down aged 8 or 9, launching myself off a front braking bike down some concrete steps aged 10 or 11, running head first into a lower than expected concrete bridge aged 19. At least twice in fights I lost. Maybe one time in a car crash (there's a little bit of missing time, not sure if I was out or just in shock). I can't count the number of times I've been staggered and seen stars but not lost consciousness.
It probably explains everything.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:43,
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For some of them, yeah.Unfortunately the symptoms include shame and bravado. If I knew then what I know now I'd have marched myself straight to casualty rather than to the bar.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:56,
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I don't think I've ever been knocked out, Just been dizzy from a fall and nearly fainted. The most outlandish thing thats happened to me is that I went psychotic in a psych ward. Totally lost my mind. It was freakishly terrifying and liberating at the same time. I think your diagnosis of me was quite close. How did you know? Are you a psychiatrist?
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If you're dizzy or see spots/stars after an impact, that's probably a concussion.I am a fully qualified armchair psychiatrist.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 18:42,
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I'd almost forgotten I got hit over the head with a bottle in Camden Lock on a stag doHaving glass picked out of your head is a lot less painful when you're pissed
Hangover + concussion was like death
Thanks for that memory
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 17:15,
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Are you playing boomtown this year?www.reddit.com/r/BoomtownFestival/comments/1cr8jip/week_3_updates/?utm_source=embedv2&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=post_body&embed_host_url=https://thefestivals.uk/boomtown-lineup-2024/
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