Been shittimg for the last hour lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 4:33, archived)

timg hour lifetime
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 5:45, archived)

Watery yellow pesto, with an aroma best described as 'slowly fermenting dog food'.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 8:48, archived)

I'm no doctor but it sounds like your a shih tzu

( broadsword, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 8:54, archived)

It's like norovirus but without the vomiting

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 8:57, archived)

Alaniszzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 9:30, archived)

shit lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 8:53, archived)

My piles are giving me grief
getting old does have its downsides.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 9:13, archived)

RIP your piles, wiv da angles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 9:30, archived)

As the official shit /talk GP I prescribe a nappy

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 9:45, archived)

It started on Saturday. Didn't poo at all yesterday so thought I was fine and over it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 9:54, archived)

Having man willies up the botbot doesn't help really
Maybe refrain from it?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:13, archived)

Is norovirus an STD?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:14, archived)

Why don't you find out?
Now that self-experimenter man, Mosley, is gone, someone should take up the task! I vote you!

Get bummed, for science!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:30, archived)

I think the control group would work out pretty quickly
that they weren't in the trial.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:36, archived)

That's ok, I don't think there would be anything close to a placebo effect anyway...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:43, archived)

A double-blind trial would be quite messy

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 11:06, archived)

I wouldn't mind being a TV doc tbh
Get paid loads for rambling on about crap
Oh wait I do that here for nowt
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:48, archived)