I hope all our bottoms are on the mend
it's no fun having the squits or bumgrapes. No fun at all.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:09, archived)

My bottom has been perfectly healthy I'll have you know

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:15, archived)

Well that's nice

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:30, archived)

My bottom is fine ta
Just been admiring it in the mirror
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:18, archived)

Great
well done
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:31, archived)

<s>Just been admiring it in the mirror</s> Turtle power!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:24, archived)

My dog's had the shits for the last couple of days.
Let her out into the garden this morning while I cleaned up last night's accident, but instead of doing any more required pees/poos she just went mental at the hedgehog currently nesting underneath the shed.

Fuck you, hedgey.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 9:38, archived)