there was a johnny up my bum
but only cos he's gay
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 23:01, archived)

"a wee tale from my dating days"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jun 2024, 1:30, archived)