No touts

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 20:51, archived)

no tiggety

(piss and shit, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 20:51, archived)

as I suavely ordered a "shteak," she giggled

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 22:35, archived)

a tout is a guy who can't get no snout from me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 21:16, archived)

no no you got it all wrong i had 50 mates who couldn't make it and i'm just selling their tickets for them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 21:39, archived)

Sure!
We believe you
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 19 Jun 2024, 21:52, archived)

thought you meant johnnies, mate

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 22:08, archived)

We laughed the night away

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 22:34, archived)

there was a johnny up my bum
but only cos he's gay
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 23:01, archived)

"a wee tale from my dating days"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jun 2024, 1:30, archived)

Did you sort out the brute forcing of old accounts?

( mongychops, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 22:04, archived)

he's the one that's been doing it

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 22:09, archived)

Sorry
I've learnt my lesson
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 22:24, archived)

I once took a lovely lass to dinner

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 22:33, archived)

LOL
ass
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 19 Jun 2024, 22:50, archived)

tell me an anecdote about sean connery on the dating circuit as told by himself
"Ah, let me share a wee tale from my dating days. I once took a lovely lass to dinner, and as I suavely ordered a "shteak," she giggled and said, "Did you just say 'shteak'?" Without missing a beat, I replied, "Aye, lass, and it'sh going to be as legendary as thish date." We laughed the night away, and that little lisp worked its charm once again."
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 22:30, archived)

i genuinely can't tell when it's you or chatgpt anymore

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 23:03, archived)

you've probably been gpt all along.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 23:05, archived)

I predate it
...unless it can time-travel
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jun 2024, 0:16, archived)

that little lisp worked its charm once again

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jun 2024, 0:04, archived)

chatsconnery
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 20 Jun 2024, 7:05, archived)