one shit ahead of me, shurely

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 20 Jun 2024, 7:49, archived)

ONE... SHIT... BEYOND!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Jun 2024, 8:00, archived)

that's one small shit for man
ten giant wipes for mankind
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 20 Jun 2024, 8:04, archived)

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 20 Jun 2024, 9:35, archived)