Weirdly I just mentioned Noel Edmunds to someone

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 19:56, archived)

No deal

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 19:59, archived)

"he was a t.v. presenter, let's leave it at that" I just didn't want to get into it, I knew I'd end up angry.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:03, archived)

Deal

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:04, archived)

imagine me shouting this
Edmonds is famously a proponent of the benefits of “positive energy” to fight cancer, soothe plants and comfort pets. In 2016, he offered a pet counselling service, calling cats and dogs to offer them words of affirmation and positivity. He has published a book titled Positively Happy: Cosmic Ways to Change Your Life, has claimed that he is visited by two orbs the size of melons that he believes are his dead parents, and at one stage carried around a lifesize mannequin named Candice Cannes.
By the end there my throat is cutting up really badly and I'm literally spitting blood with each word.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:20, archived)

LOL
melons
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:24, archived)

CAN DICE FUCKING CANNES

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:35, archived)

I don't know, can they?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:56, archived)

mannequan't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 21:04, archived)