Pushing that pissed up fucktard down the board
Wayne Rooney is a big fat fuck! Blobby Blobby Blobby etc...
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 19:40, archived)

Just when I convince myself president pretend-doctor is the shittest poster remaining,
along comes another beakering no-wit to challenge for the crown.

Me, I mean.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 19:44, archived)

Pretend?
I sent that quack £400 for 'weight loss' pills :(
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 19:48, archived)

Maybe he's actually a real GP,
I've dealt with enough incompetent quacks in my life to believe it's possible. He just insists on himself so much, it seems off somehow.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 19:50, archived)

If I was a real doctor I would mention it in every comment, sometimes twice
why else go to all that trouble of getting qualified
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 19:57, archived)

That's how they caught Shipman

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:00, archived)

The Onion's editor in chief is called Chad Nackers

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 19:51, archived)

bam-a-lam

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 19:51, archived)

Seriously he looks like a smeg fridge
LOL fridge
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 19:59, archived)

Weirdly I just mentioned Noel Edmunds to someone

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 19:56, archived)

No deal

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 19:59, archived)

"he was a t.v. presenter, let's leave it at that" I just didn't want to get into it, I knew I'd end up angry.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:03, archived)

Deal

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:04, archived)

imagine me shouting this
Edmonds is famously a proponent of the benefits of “positive energy” to fight cancer, soothe plants and comfort pets. In 2016, he offered a pet counselling service, calling cats and dogs to offer them words of affirmation and positivity. He has published a book titled Positively Happy: Cosmic Ways to Change Your Life, has claimed that he is visited by two orbs the size of melons that he believes are his dead parents, and at one stage carried around a lifesize mannequin named Candice Cannes.
By the end there my throat is cutting up really badly and I'm literally spitting blood with each word.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:20, archived)

LOL
melons
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:24, archived)

CAN DICE FUCKING CANNES

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:35, archived)

I don't know, can they?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:56, archived)

mannequan't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 21:04, archived)

I think he is funny . I'm enjoying the stories.

( mongychops, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:57, archived)

you fibber

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 21:01, archived)

True, he's been in dressing rooms with top players and spills small tea

( mongychops, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 21:04, archived)

i knew it

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 21:27, archived)

I just had a ctrl+p to see what you're talking about
and I now wish I hadn't. How embarrassing.

This thread is also shite. Someone should do a good one.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 22:14, archived)

LOL
p
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 22:16, archived)