Saturday night, dance, I like the way you move, Pretty baby It's party time and not one minute we can lose, Be my baby
Fuck, just remembered I washed my bedclothes and it's all in the dryer.

Press the red button for 2can to take everything out the dryer and make the bed like a normal person.
Press the blue button for me to just go to bed in my jogging stuff and deal with that shit in the morning
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 22:55, archived)

Can I press the brown button to make you catastrophically poo yourself?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Jun 2024, 23:05, archived)

Can you make him shit out of his cock?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 23:30, archived)

*presses both buttons at once*
*shits in the cistern*
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 23:38, archived)

Perhaps some more Dragon Soop will get you moving

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 0:47, archived)