you can't have 2 days off tomorrow that's impossible you big fat liar

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:33, archived)

I can
they're extra concentrated
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:40, archived)

oh very nice

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:45, archived)

He's lying, on the Internet, don't fall for it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 12:51, archived)

if you remove the seconds you can collapse the minutes, the hours just fold up and you can get two days into one, FACT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:21, archived)