morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 2 Jul 2024, 6:54, archived)

last day of work for me
2 days off tomorrow!
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:05, archived)

you can't have 2 days off tomorrow that's impossible you big fat liar

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:33, archived)

I can
they're extra concentrated
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:40, archived)

oh very nice

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:45, archived)

He's lying, on the Internet, don't fall for it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 12:51, archived)

if you remove the seconds you can collapse the minutes, the hours just fold up and you can get two days into one, FACT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:21, archived)

You put socks on before your pants, don't you?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:42, archived)

so does everyone
i like to kiss my willy good morning
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:46, archived)

PANTS FIRST THEN SOCKS

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:50, archived)

I actually put my tshirt and jumper on first this morning
I very briefly felt like Winnie the Pooh
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:18, archived)

A lazy strikey-g to change 'Winnie the' to 'a'.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:20, archived)

-my tshirt and jumper +a petrol soaked burning tyre
-first +my political rival

-the Pooh +Mandela
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:30, archived)

My willy enjoys a kiss
Unfortunately I can't reach
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:40, archived)

you are a willy, m8

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:49, archived)

Yep

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 9:05, archived)