You put socks on before your pants, don't you?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:42, archived)

so does everyone
i like to kiss my willy good morning
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:46, archived)

PANTS FIRST THEN SOCKS

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:50, archived)

I actually put my tshirt and jumper on first this morning
I very briefly felt like Winnie the Pooh
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:18, archived)

A lazy strikey-g to change 'Winnie the' to 'a'.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:20, archived)

-my tshirt and jumper +a petrol soaked burning tyre
-first +my political rival

-the Pooh +Mandela
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:30, archived)

My willy enjoys a kiss
Unfortunately I can't reach
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:40, archived)

you are a willy, m8

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:49, archived)