Mystic Smeg.
My spooky prediction for today is that Keir Starmer will be

and will be quietly replaced within the year by

SADIQ KHAN!

My homeopathic remedy is not watching the news
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 8:44, archived)

Oy, stop picking on me.
I'm just sharing my spooky gift.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:06, archived)

die in a fire

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:44, archived)

just sharing my spooky gift a cunt
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:31, archived)