No, you're wrong, easy mistake to make though.
He can stand, it's just that you don't notice because he's so fucking short.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 19:35, archived)

Don't stand so short to me - plod

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 20:32, archived)