Stick your horse manure UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE MATE.
(evening'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:24,
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You could always just stitch his arsehole onto a horse's arsehole,
like some kind of reverse human/horse centipede.
(The Porcupine From Purgatorykatsu revival trust, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 9:26,
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