My clock has numbers on it, not alcoholic drinks.
How are you ever on time for anything?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 16:38, archived)

rarely. in all honesty.
time is an illusion. lunchtime doubly so.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 16:45, archived)

Time is an abstract concept. Illusion? Twat

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 19:23, archived)

i know. what a fucking idiot.
if he was a noun today he'd be verbing in his twat
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 19:35, archived)

Calm down, Douglas Adams

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 19:57, archived)

piss off

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 20:03, archived)