I have one brother who I wouldn't piss on if he was on fire
But buy him something related to his interests. If he likes going on the piss, buy him a homebrew kit. If he likes gardening, buy him a shed. If he likes food, buy him a cookery course.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 23:21, archived)

i'll buy him some massive drugs then

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 23:34, archived)

buy him a testing kit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:48, archived)

pretty sure he'll test positive

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:09, archived)

lol to test his drugs before he takes them I mean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:23, archived)

i know! teeheehee!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:50, archived)