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i fell over today
i wasn't even drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:05, archived)
I skated up the pub . Little grind on the curb .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:11, archived)
cya l8r boi

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:13, archived)
Just walked out of the local market in Lisbon and a guy outside the door asked if I wanted to buy cocaine.
Was with my wife and two young daughters at the time, must have looked like I needed it
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:24, archived)
if you see him again buy me a henry and post it pls m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:30, archived)
oh nm forgot where lisbon is for a minute there

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:31, archived)
I'm batman

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 21:27, archived)
prove it!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:22, archived)
He was probably offering an exchange, if only you spoke the language.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:30, archived)
a few summers back I emerged from Kings Cross Tube all sweaty and starving
and a dude offered me heroin. Did wonder quite how bad I looked
(piss and shit, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:44, archived)
a girl came up to me at kings cross and asked if i wanted any business

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 4:48, archived)
Did you give her your card?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 8:57, archived)
I used to work in soho
got asked if I wanted a girlfriend or a massage more times than I can remember
I obvs look like a sex case
(piss and shit, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 9:47, archived)
I do that more often than I would like

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 21:11, archived)
i need to buy a present for my brother
i can't think of anything :/
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 21:52, archived)
I have one brother who I wouldn't piss on if he was on fire
But buy him something related to his interests. If he likes going on the piss, buy him a homebrew kit. If he likes gardening, buy him a shed. If he likes food, buy him a cookery course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 23:21, archived)
i'll buy him some massive drugs then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 23:34, archived)
buy him a testing kit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:48, archived)
pretty sure he'll test positive

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:09, archived)
lol to test his drugs before he takes them I mean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:23, archived)
i know! teeheehee!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:50, archived)
It looks like I solved a software issue today that's been bothering me for nearly 3 weeks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:11, archived)
well done

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:12, archived)
Now I'll have to find something else to obsess over

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:47, archived)
i'm currently obsessing about falling asleep. it's not helping.
it's 3am and i have to be up at 6. ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:01, archived)
Feeling this

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:21, archived)
now i also have a headache.
At least i don't have to drive for two hours to get to site oh wait, yes i do. Fuck sake.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:35, archived)
Well now its 4 and you still have to be up at 6
And so do I.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 4:02, archived)
looks like we're fucked

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 4:37, archived)
now it looks like it's just me that's fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 4:59, archived)
aww yiss
One hour sleep. I'm ready for action
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 6:08, archived)