i fell over today
i wasn't even drunk.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:05, archived)

I skated up the pub . Little grind on the curb .

( mongychops, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:11, archived)

cya l8r boi

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:13, archived)

Just walked out of the local market in Lisbon and a guy outside the door asked if I wanted to buy cocaine.
Was with my wife and two young daughters at the time, must have looked like I needed it
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:24, archived)

if you see him again buy me a henry and post it pls m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:30, archived)

oh nm forgot where lisbon is for a minute there

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:31, archived)

I'm batman

( mongychops, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 21:27, archived)

prove it!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:22, archived)

He was probably offering an exchange, if only you spoke the language.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:30, archived)

a few summers back I emerged from Kings Cross Tube all sweaty and starving
and a dude offered me heroin. Did wonder quite how bad I looked
(piss and shit, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:44, archived)

a girl came up to me at kings cross and asked if i wanted any business

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 4:48, archived)

Did you give her your card?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 8:57, archived)

I used to work in soho
got asked if I wanted a girlfriend or a massage more times than I can remember
I obvs look like a sex case
(piss and shit, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 9:47, archived)

I do that more often than I would like

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 21:11, archived)

i need to buy a present for my brother
i can't think of anything :/
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 21:52, archived)

I have one brother who I wouldn't piss on if he was on fire
But buy him something related to his interests. If he likes going on the piss, buy him a homebrew kit. If he likes gardening, buy him a shed. If he likes food, buy him a cookery course.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 23:21, archived)

i'll buy him some massive drugs then

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 23:34, archived)

buy him a testing kit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:48, archived)

pretty sure he'll test positive

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:09, archived)

lol to test his drugs before he takes them I mean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:23, archived)

i know! teeheehee!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:50, archived)

It looks like I solved a software issue today that's been bothering me for nearly 3 weeks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:11, archived)

well done

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:12, archived)

Now I'll have to find something else to obsess over

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:47, archived)

i'm currently obsessing about falling asleep. it's not helping.
it's 3am and i have to be up at 6. ugh.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:01, archived)

Feeling this

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:21, archived)

now i also have a headache.
At least i don't have to drive for two hours to get to site oh wait, yes i do. Fuck sake.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:35, archived)

Well now its 4 and you still have to be up at 6
And so do I.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 4:02, archived)

looks like we're fucked

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 4:37, archived)

now it looks like it's just me that's fucked.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 4:59, archived)

aww yiss
One hour sleep. I'm ready for action
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 6:08, archived)