i had a cat, it was a stray ginger tom that lived in next door but one's coal bunker
i fed it for ages then the neighbour took it to his friends in streatham (we lived in epsom), and i was heartbroken.

two years later it tuned up on the doorstep and it was our cat forever after. live to about 25. was a lovely gentle soft as shite huge ginger tom. i called it ginger because i was 13. when i told my grandad its name he asked what colour it was. he was a rite wag.
( MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 16:52, archived)

I didn't know you were an Epsomite. I was a Coulsdonian.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 23:40, archived)

Strikey sodom

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 4:34, archived)