i had a Domino's pizza last night
I just had to use almost an entire roll of loo paper to get it off my arse.

They should have a less than 30 minutes wipe guarantee fuck the delivery
( MiseryCunt, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 17:11, archived)

How do I unsubscribe from your arse blog?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 17:33, archived)

three wipes and you're out

( MiseryCunt, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 17:54, archived)

If you complain too often he signs you up to the daily GAZ newsletter...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 18:37, archived)

that's very true

( MiseryCunt, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 23:33, archived)