The John Barnes rap performed by B-Real, pass it on.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 7 Aug 2024, 15:48, archived)

The John B r es rap performed by B-Re
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 17:04, archived)

i had a Domino's pizza last night
I just had to use almost an entire roll of loo paper to get it off my arse.

They should have a less than 30 minutes wipe guarantee fuck the delivery
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 17:11, archived)

How do I unsubscribe from your arse blog?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 17:33, archived)

three wipes and you're out

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 17:54, archived)

If you complain too often he signs you up to the daily GAZ newsletter...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 18:37, archived)

that's very true

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 23:33, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 17:15, archived)

Gooch gouda

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 7 Aug 2024, 17:45, archived)

Time to log into your GFB account and stomp this one, I reckon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 19:26, archived)

GFB ain't me.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 7 Aug 2024, 19:51, archived)

Fair enough, it's not like the GFB would deny it, I retract that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 19:53, archived)

He's much funnier than me.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:07, archived)

I disagree, it's uncanny how similarly funny you are

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:15, archived)

Harsh.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:19, archived)

Why would you think that if it's a favourable comparison?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:47, archived)