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Fire. And hoover. And Johnsons 4fleas foggers.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:13, archived)
Yesterday I think I had no bites.
The day before I burned 2 fleas on my legs, killed one, the other fell off and got lost in carpet, but basically has no legs so is just spider food. No bites today yet either.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:24, archived)
imagine being reincarnated as a lowly flea then realising the only thing you have to eat is brb.
no wonder he's getting bitten less they've probably all killed themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 17:26, archived)