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Suck off a stoat
or something. What's up with you flebtwiglets?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 13:16, archived)
Hi Queefykins

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 13:55, archived)
He's very easy to impersonate

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:13, archived)
Hi Queefykins

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 16:45, archived)
Someone sucked off my favourite stoat.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 14:20, archived)
Yeah, that was me.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 13 Aug 2024, 14:20, archived)
I can't believe you did that, you blundering oaf

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 14:23, archived)
Is it too late to wank off a weasel?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:13, archived)
It's never too late

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:14, archived)
Here, have one of mine

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:15, archived)
this weasel has been wanked to death

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 16:45, archived)
and?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 17:49, archived)
wanking a dead weasel aint for me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 18:00, archived)
Do I have time to trombone a terrapin?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:19, archived)
Spent the last half hour
Wondering if pushing a bellend down the board would give it splinters.
Not my fault, I've run out of wool.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 14:23, archived)
How much wool did you push down your bellend??

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 14:24, archived)
None
He wouldn't let me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:42, archived)
I mean
it depends on the board
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:14, archived)
Enron

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:15, archived)
Slightly too warm.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:04, archived)
Fire. And hoover. And Johnsons 4fleas foggers.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:13, archived)
Yesterday I think I had no bites.
The day before I burned 2 fleas on my legs, killed one, the other fell off and got lost in carpet, but basically has no legs so is just spider food. No bites today yet either.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:24, archived)
imagine being reincarnated as a lowly flea then realising the only thing you have to eat is brb.
no wonder he's getting bitten less they've probably all killed themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 17:26, archived)
i think i pulled a muscle in my thigh
i was getting up from a kneeling position and there was a pop in the middle of my inner thigh and now it hurts like a twat.

getting old eh? it's not for sissies.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 16:41, archived)
actually the pop might have just been the vicar's knob coming out of my mouth

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 16:50, archived)