Talking bollocks at 37000 feet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 21:09, archived)

If my bollocks could talk
they’d probably say “mmmf mmf mm mmfff mffm”
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 21:43, archived)

maybe those are private thoughts best kept to yourself

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:15, archived)

Too late now, innit.
You read it. You can't un-read it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:17, archived)

Crash Test Bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 6:21, archived)

Once there was this bollock who
Went into the Albert Hall and never told his owner
And when his owner noticed
He went and started World War II
They couldn't understand that he simply missed his bollock
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 6:23, archived)