"So, what were you doing when WW3 broke out?"
I was making electricity puns on B3ta
August, 2024
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:52, archived)

Love it.

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:58, archived)

watching Nazi Megastructures

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:59, archived)

Talking bollocks at 37000 feet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 21:09, archived)

If my bollocks could talk
they’d probably say “mmmf mmf mm mmfff mffm”
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 21:43, archived)

maybe those are private thoughts best kept to yourself

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:15, archived)

Too late now, innit.
You read it. You can't un-read it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:17, archived)

Crash Test Bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 6:21, archived)

Once there was this bollock who
Went into the Albert Hall and never told his owner
And when his owner noticed
He went and started World War II
They couldn't understand that he simply missed his bollock
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 6:23, archived)

Watt?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 22:12, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking current

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 22:34, archived)

I have been vaccuummiinngg for the last 2 hours
and now I can feel quite a powerful static charge around me. Like that feeling from a recently switched on CRT.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:17, archived)

ww3 you say?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:18, archived)

That gay penguin died.
Butterfly effect, innit
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 6:25, archived)