Morning
I am in a great deal of pain
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:04, archived)

That doesn't sound like a great deal.
It sounds like a terrible deal, to be honest.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:05, archived)

Peppermint tea is helping

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:16, archived)

Sounds like a really middle class child's name

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:16, archived)

What's your pain source?
I've just had a hernia op, and it still feels like someone is trying to rip open my groin when I stand up.
Why they'd want to do that I can't imagine.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:31, archived)

Everything else is fine though
Kind of makes it worse
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:31, archived)

I had an umbilical hernia about 13 years ago
Absolute fucking agony. I am currently suffering from a severe bout of IBS, with associated trapped wind and constipation. The medicine that works is manufactured in Germany, so we can't get it any more.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 12:26, archived)

We've been through this before, that 'manufactured in Germany so we can't get it' thing is completely untrue.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 12:38, archived)

It's got a swastika on it

( mongychops, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:03, archived)

Heil Hernia

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:08, archived)

Very good

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:01, archived)

Well, every doctor and pharmacist I've asked has told me they can't

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:01, archived)

Actually, just googled it
And it is apparently now back in stock. Will be having a word with my doctor on Monday.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:12, archived)